are you kidding britney just launched her new lingerie line at nyfw, announced that she is working on a new album which will most likely feature katy perry one of the most powerful women in pop today, was just on jimmy fallon and good morning america looking like she did 10 years ago, and is still selling more tickets for her godly vegas residency (4 of which have been bought by yours truly) than gaga did for her art rave or w/e?
and what’s gaga up to right now? avoiding the spotlight and making a complete genre shift from pop to jazz bc she knows pop is sick of her yep that’s relevance if i ever saw it
oh and let’s not forget
how you gonna say the monster ball tour only made 1.4 million didn’t it make something like 227.4 million lmao
how are you gonna lie so blatantly
and what is britney doing now? selling lingerie to cover her sales from her flop album?
are you so lost in your own delusions that you can’t read numbers anymore? it’s okay i forgive you i took a look at the wikipedia article myself about the monster ball tour
and i really don’t think someone in your position should be talking about “sales from a flop album”, i know the entire gaga fandom has tried and tried to collectively wipe their memory of the fiasco that was the artpop era, but let’s refresh our memories for a bit shall we?
britney’s selling lingerie because she is demonstrating that she not only has the power to be an amazing performer, dancer, singer, AND mother, but also a fierce & savvy businesswoman (not that she hasn’t done that already with her perfume line which sold over a billion bottles in the past 5 years)
now i’m sure we can both admit britney & gaga had “flop” eras, britney’s being the personal struggles she endured in the mid-2000s and gaga’s artpop debacle. but the difference between gaga and Strong Britney is that when gaga noticed pop was getting sick of her antics (this began during the btw era) she basically went into hiding, came back 10 times as bad with such memorable moments as glamourizing bulimia by throwing up on stage. whereas britney came back stronger, more mentally stable, more in control of her personal life, and happier than ever before. gaga is running to jazz now because she knows she is over as a pop star while britney is currently recording for her 9th album!!!
oh and this
is what britney looks like right now
and this is where gaga’s at right now
it’s time to wake the fuck up already and get with the winning team
Yassssss bitch!!! Yaaaaassssssss!!!🙌👏 #GODNEY4LIFE